Pauly shore should be more ashamed of himself than usual

The following is premiering on CMT in a few weeks.  I feel compelled to watch it, in the same way that I feel compelled to keep track of people I hate via social networking--it just hurts so good.  Oh and ps southern states: shit like this is exactly why our region is the defacto laughing stock of the country.

WHISKEY BUSINESS

After Nicky (Pauly Shore), the son of a New Jersey mob boss, is framed for a murder he didn't commit, he goes on the run and ends up in a small town in Tennessee where he's taken in by Trina (Tanya Tucker). At first, Nicky is as suspicious of their moonshine as they are of his fake tan, but he soon bonds with the residents to take down Gilley (John Schneider), the town's corrupt sheriff.