someone should buy me this immediately

I love fashion as an art form, but am not an incredibly fashionable person in general, you can ask anyone. However, last night at Saks I found this coat


and have fallen hopelessly in love with it. You can't really tell from the model because this is a rare piece of clothing that actually looks good on a body with some shape to it, but it is the coolest, awesome-est, most flattering piece of clothing I have ever put on my body. Anyway, Diane Von Furstenberg "Flambe", black leather, medium, $895. If anyone wants to be my Miss Havisham, please feel free to get on it.