Claude: It is like zee story of zee hippo.
Reuben: I'm not familiar with that story.
Claude: Zee hippopotamus, he is not born going, 'cool bean, I am hippo.' No way Jose! So he tried to paint zee stripe on himself to be like zee, uh, zee zebra, but he fool no one. And zen he tried to put zee spot on his skin to be like zee leopard, but eveyone know he is a hippo. So, at certain point, he look to himself in zee mirror, an he just say, 'hey, I am a hippopotamus, and zere is nozing I can do about it.' And as soon as he accept zis, he live life happy. Happy as a hippo. You understand?"
Reuben: ...I'm gonna kill you!
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