tough reality check

Leonardo DiCaprio made $77,000,000 last year. My budget this week is $70. This is upsetting me on a much more visceral level than it should.

Also i feel really restless tonight for some reason, but instead of drinking camomile tea and reading a book, im on my second beer and third consecutive hour of shark week. Its kind of halfway dustin--like a dustin/katie hybrid. Ill call him/her Kustin.

There was just an ad for a horror/thriller type movie that revolves around sharks running amok and killing people, and there are explosions somehow, and everyones like "ahhh there's no stopping them!" Solution: MOVE INLAND RETARDS. Battle. Over.

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