Shithead

If this isnt viral by tomorrow im losing all hope

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Pastor Carl

In the movie version of Carl Sagan's "Contact", this is a moment that has continually helped me to reconcile some of the conflicting beliefs within myself:

Ellie: [speaking about the existence of God] I don't know. I think in order for me to be able to buy into something that big--I'd need proof."

Palmer: "...Did you love your father?"

Ellie: "What?"

Palmer: "Your father, did you love him?"

Ellie: "Yes. Very much."

Palmer: "Prove it."

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lunchtyme

Im listening to the Prince of Egypt soundtrack this afternoon because it is one of my favorite scores ever.

And ok fine, because i dont have a tv.

I remember when this movie first came out it was compared a lot to The Greatest Story Ever Told when it came out in the...fifties? Sixties? Anyway it was compared to that because it was a biblical story and so many famous actors wanted on board, so it had an all-star cast of a similar caliber. And I was imagining the conversation that the agents of almost every actor probably had when pitching the script:

Agent: Hey [famous hollywood actor], I've got a script here for a new animated film coming out, they want you to be the voice of [Biblical character].

Actor: "Wait...like the Bible? You have got to be kidding me if you think I'm going to be part of that hypocritical, oppressive Christian crap! Those people are CRAZ...

Agent: This is about the Exodus story.

Actor: [blank stare]

Agent: From the Old Testament.

Actor: [blank stare]

Agent: Its about Moses, he was Jewish.

Actor: OMG YES!! Christianity is totally last season but the Jews are so in!!! MOSES IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

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hes everywheeeeere

Third time ive seen him, second picture ive taken. There isnt a website or message or anything. Its weird. Am i going to die?

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no more tv

This is what my living room looks like from my couch now. I put my tv in storage for a while because i realized that about 90% of everything i talk about or reference in any situation usually has to do with a tv show, and that is sad. Its also sad how hard it is for me to adjust to the visual absence of a tv. Right now it looks really strange and empty. And i was weirdly dumbfounded about what to put in the spot where my tv used to be. Obviously i figured it out eventually

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LOML (love of my life)

After follow John Stamos on twitter i am totally infatuated with him. Who knew the love of my life was right in front of my face while i watched him on tv while he played the adult uncle of a girl who was two years younger than me???

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dear idiots

The following are inappropriate movie theater snacks:

Individually wrapped hard candies
Pop rocks
Shelled pistachios
Curry (really?)

Thaaaaanks

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