this is how my day is going

Act I: Morning.

Starbucks! I should go to my Neuro class, we are having a test soon. But here is a bed bath and beyond. I need new sheets, RIGHT NOW. I can get notes from someone else. Buying sheets makes me sleepy. Let's nap until lab.

Act II: Lunchtime.

I want sushi!!!! Let's drive to the sushi-go-round over yonder. Diet coke please! Awkward businessman next to me! That one tasted like cat food! I need to study, let's go home. WAIT, MCDONALDS, ILLEGAL U-TURN. Vanilla cone and Diet dr. Pepper, don't mind if i do.

Act III: Studying.

I got my notebook out of my backpack and its on my desk now, i am a serious grad student! Ok...gametes are haploid...whos talking outside?? Let's spy on them! Boring and in spanish, back to my desk. Spermatogonium, mitotically active...there's too much trash over there. Im taking it out. Now im cold. Im laying under the comforter until the heat kicks in. Ok back to studying. After facebook. And twitter. And facebook one more time. HAHAHA MURPHY IS HILARIOUS!!

To be continued...

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im putting it out there

...and no this post isn't a picture of my vag.

Im pretty psyched. I've been seeing someone for a few weeks and its going shockingly well. Normally when i date guys i completely cordon off his existence to other people, so that if/when it doesn't work out i can deal with it privately and not have to explain what happened to others. This is very safe and very within my comfort zone, and i like it a lot.

But now that i am seeing this new person i am being forced to become more emotionally available because he is very vocal about his feelings. This is tough. Kelly has been at the brunt of my emotional retardation many times (remember when you used to try to 'wrap it up' on the phone and i would get really awkward?). Im not sure why im like this--i grew up with two loving parents who stayed married and never really experienced any emotional trauma in my childhood. Its just my hardwiring maybe, i don't know.

But anyway, im starting to realize that although you should always keep your guard up, if you play it too safe you just end up getting nowhere in a lot of situations. So im gonna take a chance here and talk about my new sort-of bf.

1. His name is Ivan
2. He is super smart and ambitious
3. He is really weird and funny. More weird sometimes. Which is awesome.
4. He is a smokin hot black guy

That's it for now, im exhausted.

I am useless

Man oh man. I just ordered a skinny vanilla latte from starbucks that tastes distincly like metal and am now trying, in a futile and ultimately self sabotaging way, to think of things that are more important than studying my gross anatomy lecture notes. These are the things that I have come up with:

-Blogging. Much more important.

-Buying a plushy blue bathrobe on overstock.com. If I can't get warm in the morning, I won't get out of bed, won't go to class, and won't graduate and be successful in life. Clearly more important.

-Creeping on the hot shirtless guy that the man wearing headphones at the table in front of me is videochatting with. I think its his son from the things that he is saying to him. I can't even explain how hot this dude is. Lordy mercy. Who videochats with their half naked son in public? I don't know, but may I just say, thank you sir.

-Stalking this girl. I saw her in concert last night and she was insane. Like, completely magnetic live. And a sick human beatbox. And of course a huge powerdyke. How appropriate.



-Daydreaming about getting a pet rabbit. I've been having this distinct fantasy lately about coming home and having this little bunny hop out and greet me. Instead of a dog or cat. This is probably not realistic, bc I would want it loose all the time and I don't think you can just let rabbits run around. Can you? I know you CAN potty train them...

-Being psyched about the new mattress that I just bought and am having delivered to my house on Sunday. I'm going to sleep like an angel on a cloud in heaven from now on.

-What movie should I rent tonight? I don't want to go out. Maybe I'll rent Date Night, I forgot to last time.

Ok that's enough, bye.